Sumo Match in a Geisha House

[jlcsusara]

Jul 26 05:14:10 *   Now talking on #teara-adan
Jul 26 05:14:10 *   Topic for #teara-adan is: The World of Sixguns, Sorcery and Psionics since 1983. ~  "Storm on the Horizon" Wednesday night @ 7:30pm US Central || http://www.teara-adan.com (10 years of online gaming)
Jul 26 05:14:10 *   Topic for #teara-adan set by Bynw at Sat Jul 04 04:12:22 2009
Jul 26 05:14:10 -ChanServ-   [#Teara-Adan] The Spectral Magicians of Adan can be found wherever Adan holds influence. Something to think about as the Adanac Empire expands again.
Jul 26 05:14:10 *   ChanServ gives channel half-operator status to jlcsusara
Jul 26 05:14:52 <jlcsusara>   !times
Jul 26 05:14:52 <Cathrak>   US Central(4:14 pm) US East(5:14 pm) Brazil(6:14 pm) Germany(11:14 pm) Philippines(5:14 am)
Jul 26 05:40:10 *   You are now known as GM
Jul 26 05:50:40 *   Izumi (~ivyblue@OWIRCN-1d41bb8a.tx.comcast.net) has joined #teara-adan
Jul 26 05:50:48 *   GM sets mode +m #teara-adan
Jul 26 05:50:56 *   Cathrak is now known as Geisha
Jul 26 05:50:57 *   GM gives voice to Izumi
Jul 26 05:51:03 *   GM gives voice to Geisha
Jul 26 05:51:22 *   Lorini (~Lorini@OWIRCN-6385408b.pools.arcor-ip.net) has joined #teara-adan
Jul 26 05:51:29 *   GM gives voice to Lorini
Jul 26 05:51:36 *   SushiTogo (~lefou23@OWIRCN-7fb2e8c5.dul.clearwire-dns.net) has joined #teara-adan
Jul 26 05:51:39 *   Geisha geisha's around
Jul 26 05:51:52 *   Lorini is now known as spectator
Jul 26 05:52:19 <GM>   RECAP: SushiTogo is in the Village Headman's birthday party
Jul 26 05:53:35 *   sleepylilgengen is now known as genshou-work
Jul 26 05:53:58 <GM>   after a Fair Fan kata performance, his childhood playmate, takes over his seat and relegates him to the "lowest" ranking table
Jul 26 05:54:32 <GM>   he is attended by only 1 geisha, who gives him tea
Jul 26 05:54:55 <GM>   beside him, is a very drunk lady monk
Jul 26 05:55:19 <Izumi>   ?
Jul 26 05:55:24 <GM>   ... and a spectator looks on, outside a window
Jul 26 05:55:49 <GM>   (the drunk is you, Izumi ^_^)
Jul 26 05:55:57 <Izumi>   (yay!)
Jul 26 05:56:06 <Izumi>   ()
Jul 26 05:56:21 <spectator>   (why cant it be a drunk spectator? :/)
Jul 26 05:56:21 <GM>   (Izumi loves her sake)
Jul 26 05:57:12 <GM>   the spectator is aslo drinking
Jul 26 05:57:32 <GM>   the lone geisha attending to SushiTogo's needs is kinda ugly
Jul 26 05:57:48 <Izumi>   (who is bringing me drink?)
Jul 26 05:58:32 <Izumi>   (to no one in particular) "... and then the bar EXPLODED!" *wild gesticulation*
Jul 26 05:59:54 <GM>   !!!
Jul 26 06:00:17 <GM>   ...seving both Izumi and SushiTogo
Jul 26 06:01:27 *   Izumi offers the geisha the empty sake bottle "hey hon, can you get me another?"
Jul 26 06:01:51 <GM>   the girl bows "of course, madam"
Jul 26 06:02:31 <GM>   !npc
Jul 26 06:02:32 <Geisha>   The npc is a curious outcast of fair power, motivated by: "advocate laziness" "agonize myths" "persecute strength"
Jul 26 06:02:41 *   Geisha runs of to find a bottle of sake
Jul 26 06:02:43 <Izumi>   (does sushitogo need voice?)
Jul 26 06:02:55 *   GM gives voice to SushiTogo
Jul 26 06:03:03 <GM>   (oops)
Jul 26 06:03:36 *   SushiTogo splutters on his last sip of tea.
Jul 26 06:04:19 *   SushiTogo looks over at the bar, then back to Izumi "The bar hasn't exploded."
Jul 26 06:04:21 <Izumi>   (how do i ask mythic a quality-based question?)
Jul 26 06:04:33 <GM>   (!question)
Jul 26 06:04:55 <Izumi>   !question How drunk is Izumi?
Jul 26 06:04:56 <Geisha>   Izumi asks  "How drunk is Izumi?" and gets (+)(-)( )(+) Good = YES
Jul 26 06:05:06 <Izumi>   (Goodly drunk!)
Jul 26 06:05:23 *   Geisha brings a bottle of the finest sake in town to Izumi
Jul 26 06:05:33 <Izumi>   "Not this bar, silly, the one I was in... a... uh..."
Jul 26 06:05:48 <Izumi>   "a while ago! that's it!"
Jul 26 06:06:00 *   SushiTogo is impressed. "Why that's Honsuka Saki!"
Jul 26 06:06:26 *   SushiTogo nods. "That explains it."
Jul 26 06:06:57 <GM>   an aged geisha snaps her fan at the geisha "why did you give the good kind of sake, betty?"
Jul 26 06:07:20 <GM>   "... those are for the main table!"
Jul 26 06:07:22 *   Izumi chirps in delight at more sake and eagerly begins pouring herself some.
Jul 26 06:07:42 *   SushiTogo slides his empty teacup toward Izumi.
Jul 26 06:07:56 <Geisha>   "i'm sorry, i had to be quick and there was no other. and he is sooo beautiful!"
Jul 26 06:08:25 *   Izumi starts to slur "The more the merrier!" and pours the cup to the brim!
Jul 26 06:09:04 <GM>   both overhead the Aged Geisha say "Stupid fool! i shall dock you pay for the sake!"
Jul 26 06:10:10 *   Izumi casts a sideways glance at Sushi togo to see what he thinks of the old geisha.
Jul 26 06:10:22 *   SushiTogo gasps, then checks his pockets for a quick estimate of change.
Jul 26 06:10:23 <GM>   * all hear Tonka the Superb Sumo (SushiTogo's playmate)  laugh from the other table
Jul 26 06:10:42 spectator SushiTogo
Jul 26 06:10:48 <GM>   !question Did SushiTogo bring money?
Jul 26 06:10:48 <Geisha>   GM asks  "Did SushiTogo bring money?" and gets (-)( )(-)(+) Mediocre = NO
Jul 26 06:10:50 *   Geisha bursts in tears
Jul 26 06:11:21 *   Izumi stands up to confront the old geisha.
Jul 26 06:12:02 <Izumi>   "Now letss not bee too hastee..."
Jul 26 06:12:05 <SushiTogo>   "Tonka, I can tolerate your unkindness to me on account of our friendship. But you disgrace our host and his servants at his own party?"
Jul 26 06:12:20 <GM>   * the aged geisha, with pouty lips and arched, lone eyebrow turns to Izumi
Jul 26 06:12:40 <Izumi>   "I'm sshure it was an honesst mishtake!"
Jul 26 06:13:17 *   Izumi turns the charm up to max "Can't we all just let bygones be bygones"
Jul 26 06:13:28 <GM>   Aged Geisha "Hmm???"
Jul 26 06:14:08 <Izumi>   (may I make a camaraderie[drunken charm] roll to attempt to win over the old geisha
Jul 26 06:14:19 *   Geisha stands totally still, tears rolling down her cheeks
Jul 26 06:14:22 <GM>   * Tonka ignores SushiTogo
Jul 26 06:15:24 *   SushiTogo stands and turns to Tonka.
Jul 26 06:15:33 <Izumi>   (jon?)
Jul 26 06:15:43 <GM>   (roll your skill)
Jul 26 06:16:21 <GM>   Tonka "Sit down, SushiTogo! you embarass yourself"
Jul 26 06:16:26 <Izumi>   !dice 4df+Good Letsh all be friends ^_^!
Jul 26 06:16:26 <Geisha>   Izumi rolls 4df+Good on Letsh all be friends ^_^! and gets (+)( )( )(+) Superb (Random Event! Focus: NPC negative, Meaning: "Travel illness" (S))
Jul 26 06:16:29 <Geisha>   Aged Geisha: "A mistake is a mistake, but i'm not here to upset the guests, so i may be kind with this one" *nods at the geisha*
Jul 26 06:16:47 <SushiTogo>   "It is not I that is an embarassment in this house, Tonka."
Jul 26 06:17:21 <SushiTogo>   "You may be allowed to throw your weight around in other quarters, but here, even you are but a guest."
Jul 26 06:17:33 <GM>   Tonka "Ho ho ho! the amateur speaks!"
Jul 26 06:17:52 <GM>   Tonka "Has the sake increased your bravery?!"
Jul 26 06:17:53 *   Izumi puts an arm around the young geisha and begins to comfort her.
Jul 26 06:18:17 <SushiTogo>   "Has it decreased your manners?"
Jul 26 06:18:37 <SushiTogo>   "Appologize to this woman, Tonka."
Jul 26 06:18:43 *   Geisha whispers "thank you" into izumi's ear, then draws away gently and goes about her business
Jul 26 06:19:05 <GM>   Tonka "Never!"
Jul 26 06:19:24 <SushiTogo>   "Then you bear your own disgrace."
Jul 26 06:19:26 <GM>   * the room gets very quiet
Jul 26 06:19:53 *   Izumi looks around the room, slightly disoriented, then collapses back into her own seat.
Jul 26 06:20:03 <GM>   * the Headsman is too drunk to be upset
Jul 26 06:20:28 spectator SushiTogo
Jul 26 06:20:47 <GM>   Tonka "Keep quiet, SushiTogo. or i just might slap you silly"
Jul 26 06:21:19 <SushiTogo>   "Is that your answer to your buffonery? Become the bully?"
Jul 26 06:21:58 <SushiTogo>   "Everyone in this room is smaller than you, Tonka. That does not give you the right to push everyone around."
Jul 26 06:22:11 <GM>   Tonka "Oh ho. you now speak like a scholar! but you are but a lowly sumo"
Jul 26 06:22:30 <SushiTogo>   "Indeed, you need to learn some grace when you walk among fine china."
Jul 26 06:22:34 <GM>   Tonka "Know your place, SushiTogo"
Jul 26 06:22:53 <GM>   Tonka "IS THAT A CHALLENGE!?!"
Jul 26 06:23:14 *   SushiTogo looks across the room at Tonka.
Jul 26 06:23:34 *   WarLord (~WarLord@48DFF2.199311.0335D9.873D9D) has joined #teara-adan
Jul 26 06:23:57 <SushiTogo>   "You have been challenging me with every word, Tonka."
Jul 26 06:24:11 <SushiTogo>   "Every gesture."
Jul 26 06:24:51 *   SushiTogo glances at the Headsman's son.
Jul 26 06:24:56 <GM>   * Tonka growls
Jul 26 06:25:40 <SushiTogo>   "I know it a great effort for you to get to your feet, old friend, so if it is too much for you, simply appologize to the woman."
Jul 26 06:26:28 <GM>   * Tonka stands suddenly, scattering the 3 geishas around him
Jul 26 06:27:02 <GM>   Tonka "You have insulted me, SushiTogo!"
Jul 26 06:27:29 <GM>   Tonka "Now, prepare to be taught a lesson in manners!"
Jul 26 06:27:50 <SushiTogo>   "You insult yourself, Tonka."
Jul 26 06:27:52 <GM>   * Tonka strides to the center of the room
Jul 26 06:28:09 *   SushiTogo moves opposite Tonka.
Jul 26 06:28:29 *   Izumi starts hurriedly drinking the sake as fast as she can.
Jul 26 06:28:37 <GM>   Tonka "Ladies and gentlemen! you are in a treat tonight!"
Jul 26 06:29:01 <GM>   Tonka "We shall have a duel of sumo skills for your pleasure"
Jul 26 06:29:29 <SushiTogo>   "I am sure they are quite pleased, Tonka."
Jul 26 06:29:33 <GM>   Tonka "3 rounds to demonstrate my champion skills!"
Jul 26 06:31:26 <SushiTogo>   "Sadly, your social grace is in need of demonstration, not your Sumo."
Jul 26 06:31:31 <GM>   !dice 4df Tonka's initiative
Jul 26 06:31:32 <Geisha>   GM rolls 4df on Tonka's initiative and gets (+)( )( )(+) Great (Random Event! Focus: NPC positive, Meaning: "Persecute a plot" (St))
Jul 26 06:31:42 *   GM gives voice to WarLord
Jul 26 06:31:51 <SushiTogo>   !dice 4df initiative
Jul 26 06:31:51 <Geisha>   SushiTogo rolls 4df on initiative and gets (-)(-)(+)( ) Mediocre
Jul 26 06:32:25 <GM>   Tonka springs at SushiTogo, suddenly in front of him
Jul 26 06:33:09 <GM>   !dice 4df+Great Sumo Push!!!
Jul 26 06:33:09 <Geisha>   GM rolls 4df+Great on Sumo Push!!! and gets (-)(-)( )(+) Good
Jul 26 06:33:11 <Izumi>   (Sushitogo should use his hundred-hand slap =P)
Jul 26 06:33:41 <SushiTogo>   !dice 4df+Good Sumo Grapple
Jul 26 06:33:42 <Geisha>   SushiTogo rolls 4df+Good on Sumo Grapple and gets (+)(+)(-)(-) Good
Jul 26 06:34:32 <GM>   (a standoff)
Jul 26 06:34:50 <GM>   (your attack now, SushiTogo)
Jul 26 06:35:34 <SushiTogo>   !dice 4df+Good Sumo Takedown
Jul 26 06:35:35 <Geisha>   SushiTogo rolls 4df+Good on Sumo Takedown and gets (+)( )(-)(-) Fair
Jul 26 06:36:02 <GM>   !dice 4df+Great Tonka counter
Jul 26 06:36:03 <Geisha>   GM rolls 4df+Great on Tonka counter and gets (+)( )( )(-) Great (Random Event! Focus: Ambiguous event, Meaning: "Work hard outside" (St))
Jul 26 06:36:44 <GM>   * the kitchen staff is busy working
Jul 26 06:37:05 *   Geisha is now known as Cathrak
Jul 26 06:37:07 *   SushiTogo inhales the fragrance from the kitchen... distracting him a bit.
Jul 26 06:37:43 *   Izumi finishes off the last of the sake and asks for another bottle of the same stuff.
Jul 26 06:38:22 <GM>   * Aged Geisha serves Izumi
Jul 26 06:38:52 <GM>   !dice 4df+Great Tonka tries a body slam takedown
Jul 26 06:38:53 <Cathrak>   GM rolls 4df+Great on Tonka tries a body slam takedown and gets ( )( )( )( ) Great
Jul 26 06:38:56 <Cathrak>   * With the worst sake she found
Jul 26 06:39:05 <GM>   (lol)
Jul 26 06:39:30 spectator SushiTogo
Jul 26 06:39:39 <GM>   (SushiTogo, defend)
Jul 26 06:39:40 *   Izumi has a coughing fit.
Jul 26 06:39:44 <SushiTogo>   !dice 4df+Good Sumo redirect
Jul 26 06:39:44 <Cathrak>   SushiTogo rolls 4df+Good on Sumo redirect and gets (-)( )(+)(-) Fair
Jul 26 06:40:22 <GM>   SushiTogo's foot slips out of the makeshift sumo ring
Jul 26 06:40:40 <GM>   Aged Geisha shouts "Point for Tonka!"
Jul 26 06:41:27 *   Cathrak is now known as AgedGeisha
Jul 26 06:41:53 <GM>   Tonka "Hah! an inexperienced one's mistake"
Jul 26 06:42:18 <SushiTogo>   "An experience I hope to share with you soon."
Jul 26 06:42:18 <GM>   Tonka "You need to eat more rice, SushiTogo. HAHAHAHAHAH"
Jul 26 06:42:35 <SushiTogo>   "Have you left enough for anyone else?"
Jul 26 06:42:36 <Izumi>   "Stuff it, windbag, at least this guy looks better than you!"
Jul 26 06:42:37 <GM>   crowd "Last round!"
Jul 26 06:43:53 <GM>   Tonka growls, turns red with fury "GRAAAHHH!". The crowd sees Tonka seemingly grow bigger!?!
Jul 26 06:44:39 <Izumi>   (lol, is this SushiTogo? http://media.giantbomb.com/uploads/0/4703/301495-anji_large.jpg )
Jul 26 06:45:26 <GM>   !dice 4df+Superb+1 Famed Power Slap (plus Invisible Ring of +1)
Jul 26 06:45:27 <AgedGeisha>   GM rolls 4df+Superb+1 on Famed Power Slap (plus Invisible Ring of +1) and gets ( )(+)(+)(+) Legendary+3
Jul 26 06:45:50 <GM>   (but fatter)
Jul 26 06:46:02 <Izumi>   o.0
Jul 26 06:46:45 <SushiTogo>   !dice 4df+Good Feint left dodge right
Jul 26 06:46:45 <AgedGeisha>   SushiTogo rolls 4df+Good on Feint left dodge right and gets (-)(+)(-)(+) Good
Jul 26 06:46:56 <Izumi>   (SHINRYUKEN!)
Jul 26 06:47:06 <GM>   use fp?
Jul 26 06:47:08 <SushiTogo>   http://farm1.static.flickr.com/189/459867871_74adc1a21d.jpg
Jul 26 06:47:16 <SushiTogo>   (Yes, please)
Jul 26 06:48:01 <GM>   Tonka manages to block it away but is damaged still
Jul 26 06:48:10 <GM>   (your last attack, SushiTogo)
Jul 26 06:48:19 <Izumi>   (and Sushitogo is sent flying into the bar causing it to explode!)
Jul 26 06:48:39 <GM>   (no, he used up his FPs to block)
Jul 26 06:48:48 <Izumi>   (ah ok)
Jul 26 06:49:22 <GM>   (you may want to lend him some of your 4 FPs, ivy)
Jul 26 06:49:41 <Izumi>   (i didn't know i could do that!)
Jul 26 06:49:42 <GM>   (moral support the fudge way)
Jul 26 06:49:52 <SushiTogo>   (using one more fp)
Jul 26 06:50:05 <GM>   (no more, SushiTogo)
Jul 26 06:50:17 <GM>   (unless Izumi lends you some)
Jul 26 06:50:25 <Izumi>   ( i grant you an 2 FPs!)
Jul 26 06:50:44 <Izumi>   ( folds her arms and nods her head)
Jul 26 06:50:47 <GM>   (great! roll SushiTogo)
Jul 26 06:50:48 <SushiTogo>   (domo arigato!)
Jul 26 06:50:52 <SushiTogo>   !dice 4df+good Imperial Oyster slam
Jul 26 06:50:52 <AgedGeisha>   SushiTogo rolls 4df+good on Imperial Oyster slam and gets (-)( )(-)( ) Mediocre (Random Event! Focus: Ambiguous event, Meaning: "Intolerance riches" (St))
Jul 26 06:51:07 <GM>   +2 is Good
Jul 26 06:51:59 <GM>   !dice 4df+Great Tonka's defense
Jul 26 06:52:00 <AgedGeisha>   GM rolls 4df+Great on Tonka's defense and gets (-)(+)( )(+) Superb
Jul 26 06:52:32 <GM>   Tonka "Meaningless move. Hahahaahahahahah"
Jul 26 06:52:47 <GM>   * Tonka sidesteps
Jul 26 06:53:03 <SushiTogo>   "As Master Sheng says, Nothing is meaningless."
Jul 26 06:53:04 <GM>   * and SushiTogo slides to the floor
Jul 26 06:53:20 *   Izumi stands up and edges closer to the ring.
Jul 26 06:53:48 <GM>   *slides pass Tonka and falls to the floor
Jul 26 06:54:12 <GM>   the crowd explodes! in cheers!
Jul 26 06:54:30 <GM>   all rush to congratulate Tonka
Jul 26 06:55:08 *   SushiTogo picks himself up.
Jul 26 06:55:30 *   Izumi checks on SushiTogo "are you ok?"
Jul 26 06:55:50 *   SushiTogo nods.
Jul 26 06:56:10 <GM>   Tonka "HAHAHAHAHAHA"
Jul 26 06:57:28 <Izumi>   "Some 'friend' you have there..."
Jul 26 06:57:46 <SushiTogo>   "Yeah, so I've discovered."
Jul 26 06:58:03 <Izumi>   "Here. Drink.  It'll make you feel better ^_^" *offers him his teacup refilled with sake*
Jul 26 06:58:21 *   SushiTogo downs the gift.
Jul 26 06:58:48 *   SushiTogo bows to our host.
Jul 26 06:59:19 <SushiTogo>   (If he's still conscious.)
Jul 26 06:59:22 <GM>   The Headman bows back, but not as low as before
Jul 26 06:59:38 <Izumi>   (ouch)
Jul 26 07:00:23 <GM>   the headman's son approach and bows low "you fought honorably, sumo"
Jul 26 07:01:10 *   SushiTogo returns the bow. "You have a clear vision, (sir)."
Jul 26 07:01:21 <GM>   "... do not mind Tonka. He is just like his father"
Jul 26 07:01:27 <SushiTogo>   (not sure the appropriate honorific)
Jul 26 07:01:58 <GM>   "... i apologize for him, i apologize for my big brother"
Jul 26 07:02:18 *   SushiTogo 's jaw drops.
Jul 26 07:02:21 <GM>   break?
Jul 26 07:02:40 *   Izumi lifts an eye brow... or tries to.
Jul 26 07:02:44 *   AgedGeisha has quit (Quit: Lost terminal)
Jul 26 07:03:36 *   You are now known as jlcsusara
Jul 26 07:03:45 <jlcsusara>   breakfast time. sorry
Jul 26 07:03:45 *   SushiTogo is now known as lefou23
Jul 26 07:03:49 *   Izumi is now known as ivyblue
Jul 26 07:03:53 <ivyblue>   that was fun!
Jul 26 07:03:54 <jlcsusara>   good game
Jul 26 07:03:55 <lefou23>   'sokay.
Jul 26 07:04:01 *   Cathrak (~Cathrak@D67F99.53D236.9EA88F.82A71B) has joined #teara-adan
Jul 26 07:04:02 <lefou23>    Yeah!
Jul 26 07:04:05 <jlcsusara>   thanks for playing
Jul 26 07:04:07 <jlcsusara>   
Jul 26 07:04:15 <jlcsusara>   i gotta eat now
Jul 26 07:04:19 *   ivyblue bows to our host =
Jul 26 07:04:19 <ivyblue>   P
Jul 26 07:04:22 <jlcsusara>   
Jul 26 07:04:26 <ivyblue>   me too!
Jul 26 07:04:31 <lefou23>   k